December 2, 2009
By Docfung

No, we’re not playing jeopardy here by the way….we’re talking about a Wallstreet banking firm called Goldman Sachs. The rumor is that the Goldman Sachs Group Inc. has had a number of bankers from within their hallowed halls apply for permits to buy firearms from the New York Police Department.

Why would bankers want to carry weapons you may ask? The rumor is, that if there is a populist uprising, these banksters will have the means to defend themselves against the pitchfork wielding, six pack carrying, mobs of angry investors who may at some undisclosed time storm their doors.

Personally, I feel strongly that a handgun ain’t going to do the trick. First off getting a concealed carry in New York City is practically impossible…unless you’re rich and famous… if you rich that’s a different story. Secondly, unless one is trained to use that firearm, the chances are that the user would either get himself killed OR shoot himself in the foot…accidentally of course.

If, per chance, you happen to see a Wallstreet banker type limping down 47th street, you can bet dollars to donuts that his Glock went off accidentially. Oh, the pain!

Seriously, though what are these banksters really worried about? Are they worried that they are rich and we are poor? Maybe the TPTB at Goldman worry that they have too much clout within the U.S. government, while the unwashed masses find themselves locked out of the decision making loop simply because they don’t have huge amounts of money to lavish on those Congress critters. Don’t laugh, that’s a possibility.

Now it’s been pointed out that getting a concealed carry in N.Y. is practically impossible….but wait..there are those who have gotten them in the past…and possibly use them to this very day.

Supposed Current and past New York City license holders include:

* Senator Charles Schumer
* Don Imus
* Harvey Keitel
* Joseph Bruno
* Ronald Lauder
* Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
* Howard Stern
* Donald Trump
* William F. Buckley Jr.
* Joan Rivers
* Arthur Hays Sulzberger
* Robert DeNiro

Yes, Robert Deniro had/has a CC….can you imagine getting plugged by good ole Bob? Actually, if he plugged me, I’d have him autograph the wound…that’s only if I lived… Bob looks like a Desert Eagle kind of guy……big, powerful, and if you get hit, final.

Then there’s good old Charlies Schumer…….His friends call him no s&^% Schumer…..because he carries a 44 magnum revolver, and has a picture of Clint Eastwood over his mantelpiece with the saying, “You feel lucky….Well do ya punk”? O.K., Chuck, you got the drop on me….I give up.

The one standout CC holder at least in my mind is Joan Rivers. I wonder what kind of heat she’s packing. If I stopped her on the street, would she notice my Armani suit? Would she ask me who my tailor was? Somehow I doubt it……I can see her calling me a schmuck, and pulling out something big and black, like an MP-5 (fully auto) and blowing my knee caps off. Actually, she scares me more than Schumer….there’s just something about her.

So basically the rich and famous, the banksters and the gangsters will all be packing heat. They will be barricaded in their homes, with special reinforced doors, and complicated locks, sitting on all their gold, jewelry, and cash, which will be locked away in an underground safe, 300 feet beneath their palatial 100 acre estate.
And You…little old you? Well that’s a story for another time…another place….

docfung...over and out